and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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