pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
We left an ass print on the piano.
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I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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