but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
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Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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