p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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