Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
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The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
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We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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