I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
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remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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