is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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