Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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