I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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