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I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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