So called my VP's house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn't hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I got inside last night via doggy door
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
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