Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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