so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You are a genius and a whore.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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