I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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