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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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