Buhtt sex?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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