im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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