I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
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