She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
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My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
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All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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