The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
