I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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