Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
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My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
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