at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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