Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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