i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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