you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
either way he was missing a nipple.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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