In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
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There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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