why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
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Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
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Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
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