yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
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We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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