he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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