What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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