if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
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Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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