I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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