can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
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We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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