Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Farmville is her only friend.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.