pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
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I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
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You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Randomize