OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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