I don't think brook has ever known best
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
These tits shall not be calmed
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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