I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
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I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
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i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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