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• (559): View more from California

  Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.

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• (518): View more from New York

  The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0

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  GET HOME NOW

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  Oh shit

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.

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