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• (925): View more from California

  i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on

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• (650): View more from California

  It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend

  (1-775): View more from Nevada

  I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman

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• (425): View more from Washington

  I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.

  (320): View more from Minnesota

  And your penis looks really nice too.

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