I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
honey bunches of taint.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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