wat bout pragnant strippers??
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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