I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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