These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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