haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
false alarm. still invincible.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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