no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
