she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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