Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
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He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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