let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
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We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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