That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
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Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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