So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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