I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
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