So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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