Your face is a jimmy john
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
there's paper in my vomit.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
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obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
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I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
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