I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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