fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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