It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I will pee on everything he values.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
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